A Stream of Conscience

Hello everyone!
I'm very sorry that I havn't been posting lately, and I will try to post more, but instead I'll be posting my anger. I've dyed my hair black and stuff. I'm wearing black and stuff. Yeah.

This is the new me.

I'm joking! I'm not going to be all angry and stuff.


But you know what I'm not joking about? Cows. I love them.

Adorable.

I suppose I'm not making much sense. One second I'm talking about being angry and stuff, next I'm talking about cows.

All will be explained in the next several lines:

Now for the Random...
Book I'm Reading: The Book Thief
Latest Film Watched: Insidious (That was VERY scary) (Butterflies, butterflies, we are butterflies...)
Last Game I played: Animal Crossing
Last Board Game I played: Some crappy time game in my Spanish class
My Recent Animal Obssession: Cows. Moo.
What Colour Top I'm Wearing: Purple 
Footjackets: One blue and grey the other purple and grey.
Last Thing I Ate: Peanuts.
Next Album(s) I want to buy: Talk That Talk - Rihanna & Now 80.


Actually that didn't explain anything at all. Oh well.


Now One More Thing...

1. Hold your breath for 10 minutes.
2. Receive heavy concussion.
3. Begin to breath again.
4. Be told you are crazy by some doctors.
5. Look under your pillow, there will be nothing.

Wow I can't believe it actually works!

-R-

Y'all Wanna Know Some Suff?

Hello y'all.
I've decided to post several things that happened to me over the last few weeks.

1. If you love Animal Crossing (probably my favourite DS game of all time),you should really check this out: http://lparchive.org/Animal-Crossing/ it's really funny. 
2. I also found out that I have been pronouncing Kanye Wests's name wrong. All this time I have pronounced his name as "Cane" West. I'm now going to call him "Cane" North.
3. I have (yet again) become obsessed with Animal Crossing, as you can see above ^^
4. I was about to say something but I forgot.
5. I'm getting braces.
6. Yesterday I walked into the kitchen and walked straight out of it again.
7. I have started to call socks foot jackets.
8. I read the longest joke in the world.
9. I have been bored many times.
10. I did not smell any potato.
11. I got may first ever home paged post on a website called amirite: http://amirite.net/670468
12. I got my second home paged post (the day after my first one) on amirite: http://amirite.net/669854
13. Yesterday I drunk about 10 glasses of water.
14. Today I quit my ice skating lessons. (Long story).
15. I decide I want rather Marcus Collins or Misha B to win the X Factor.
16. Yesterday I did not drink a chocolate milkshake.
17. I seriously considered dying my hair bright fluorescent pink.
18. Several moment ago I spilt my water over my laptop. Oops. I've wiped it up now.
19. If you have reached this far I applaud you :)
20. I wrote some more Mr Jotter.
21. Today I decided to stop listing what has happened in the last few weeks, because I hate boring people to death.

Haha :)

-R-

I will post more Mr Jotter soon! :)

50 ways to annoy your teacher :)

Hey guys! Here are 50 ways to annoy your teacher. If you try it and really annoy her/him it wasn't my fault! I didnt make them up! Anyway here they are:

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? "DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?" very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, "Wow I can tell you're a blast at parties"
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream "THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!"
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, "Your racist against paper aren't you?"
8. Don't do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever." then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say "PROVE IT!"
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, "My goldfish died." Then burst into tears.
12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13.When you leave the class bow and say, "May the force be with you, young one."
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. When the teacher says “Pay attention please” reply “how much should I pay?”
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow.
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance"
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. Say "The homework's due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.
25. Run in the room screaming, "THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!"
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, "the queen/king is never late, everyone else is simply early".
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, "I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you."
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream "AAH MY EYES!!"
29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell "THE SKY IS FALLING!"
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout "OH NO, THEY?RE COMING FOR ME!"
32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc.
40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell "DNA!"
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says "I am retarded"
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what's wrong, yell "NO I WON?T SNOG YOU!"
44. Yell "LIAR!" to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!"
47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say "Your worst Nightmare."
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot"
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

Hope you liked them :)

-S-

Hello y'all!
I hope you all had an amazing 11/11/11! Super wish!


Anyways I'm going to upload Mr Jotter part 2:


MR Jotter enjoys going to the cinema because then he can let his dreams fly! He once decided to open a clothing store- it would be called "Mister Jotter's Paper Outfits". It didn't do very well mainly because whenever it rained the clothes would disolve. Mr Jotter hated the rain. He hated it like he hated rom-coms, with a passion. Mr Jotter's dream job would be to be the first jotter to work in a tipex factory. His best friend is called Mr History. Mr History and Mr Jotter became friends when Mr History called Mr Jotter when Mr Jotter lost his unicorn (Mushroom). Mr History said he thought he saw Mushroom by the forest but it turned out to b a hedgehop called Palma. Palma told them that she was really offended that they thought she was a unicorn but let them off because she thought Mr History had a great smile. Mr History began to dance, fist pumping his way to victor. Since then Mr Jotter, Mr History and Palma became best friends and called themselves the Tricycle Windows, because they all loved tricycles and windows. Mr Jotter wanted to call it Unicorn Protectors, but he sadly realised you can't always have everything, you want. 


Hope you enjoyed :)


-R-

Hello Again!
Yet again I am in a random mood. So I've posted a few songs I like in the charts (UK) at the moment:

Take A Chance On Me-JLS

Earthquake-Labinth

It Will Rain-Bruno Mars

Jar of Hearts-Christina Perri

Try With Me- Nicole Scherzinger

Urmm... so yeah.

-R-

Also check out the poll on the side of the screen, please :)

Mr Jotter -Part One

Hello y'all!
Okay, I actually started this blog, for reason- a little (very badly written) story called Mr Jotter. I wrote it one day when I was bored in class, a while back, in my jotter. So it's just written very roughly so don't expect it to be any good. Also it's very random, so if you find random stuff stupid, you are bound to find this stupid. Any way I said that I would post it if I got more than 30 views. Which I have. So  because it has been requested several times I give you Mr Jotter!


This is my jotter- called Mr Jotter. He gets upset easily and he likes pie and tipex. He loves lightbulbs and anything with iguanas on it. He has a pet unicorn but it ran away, -he cried for a week and a half and named it Mushroom. His favourite snack is catapillar eggs and he loves to dance with the president of France. He knows 52 languages including Gazalease (from a place called Gazal) and English. His mother's name is Sally and his dad was a carrot for all he knew,but he thinks he was called Bob. Or it might of been Giglana. Whatever. His favourite colour is pink, rose pink, a very palp e pink, because he says it reminds him of octopuses, which he loves with his little paper heart. If he could be anything else he says he would be a projector for an electronic whiteboard or cinema. His top super power would be to be able turn octopus or projector, but he says flying would sort cool too, because he wants to be with teh flying squirrels of North Dakota. He also says he isn't going to tell me anything about himself any more because he doesn't want me to write it down.

The End of Part 1

Haha, well I hope you enjoyed :) I'll post some more soon, if it's popular enough.


Also have you heard Frankie Cocozza is off the X Factor? Well if you've been following the show and didn't know, apparently he was doing drugs and stuff. I read this very funny article here: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/tv-film/frankie-cocozza-and-the-10-golden-rules-of-x-factor/ about it, so you check it out.


Yesterday I read apparently the longest joke in the world. It's really not funny at all. But tell me if you read it or not. Here's the link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/


Anyways, hoped you enjoyed
-R-

Riddle-ish:
Why do you have two feet?

ℙ@ґїṧ

Hello again!
Well I hope everyone had a Ħα℘℘⑂ Ħαʟℓøωεℯη❣ Just a post to say that, I'll be in ℙ@ґїṧ the next couple of  days and I'm not sure if my hotel has wifi or not so I might not be able to post for a while. It will be my first time in Paris but my second in France (When I went to Disney Land Paris, when I was 3).

Who's been to Paris before?


Please have a look at the poll on the side of the screen if yall want :D


-R-


Random Riddle: You have five fish in a fish tank. 2 fish fall ill so you take them out. You replace them with 3 more fish. One more fish dies and another one drowns. How many fish are left in the fish tank?