Okay, I actually started this blog, for reason- a little (very badly written) story called Mr Jotter. I wrote it one day when I was bored in class, a while back, in my jotter. So it's just written very roughly so don't expect it to be any good. Also it's very random, so if you find random stuff stupid, you are bound to find this stupid. Any way I said that I would post it if I got more than 30 views. Which I have. So because it has been requested several times I give you Mr Jotter!
This is my jotter- called Mr Jotter. He gets upset easily and he likes pie and tipex. He loves lightbulbs and anything with iguanas on it. He has a pet unicorn but it ran away, -he cried for a week and a half and named it Mushroom. His favourite snack is catapillar eggs and he loves to dance with the president of France. He knows 52 languages including Gazalease (from a place called Gazal) and English. His mother's name is Sally and his dad was a carrot for all he knew,but he thinks he was called Bob. Or it might of been Giglana. Whatever. His favourite colour is pink, rose pink, a very palp e pink, because he says it reminds him of octopuses, which he loves with his little paper heart. If he could be anything else he says he would be a projector for an electronic whiteboard or cinema. His top super power would be to be able turn octopus or projector, but he says flying would sort cool too, because he wants to be with teh flying squirrels of North Dakota. He also says he isn't going to tell me anything about himself any more because he doesn't want me to write it down.
The End of Part 1
Also have you heard Frankie Cocozza is off the X Factor? Well if you've been following the show and didn't know, apparently he was doing drugs and stuff. I read this very funny article here: http://www.sabotagetimes.com/tv-film/frankie-cocozza-and-the-10-golden-rules-of-x-factor/ about it, so you check it out.
Yesterday I read apparently the longest joke in the world. It's really not funny at all. But tell me if you read it or not. Here's the link: http://longestjokeintheworld.com/
Anyways, hoped you enjoyed
-R-
Riddle-ish:
Why do you have two feet?
Balance run.. walk... move.... so we dont fall over......so we can stand uprite
ReplyDeleteYeah I guess. I made it up kind of randomly and that was what I had in my mind :)
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